Me (to Dug): I'm riding at lunch. Mellow pace. You should come.
Dug: Unfortunately (or fortunately I guess) I have a team Cinco de Mayo celebration today.
Me: I've now heard it all. The company that imports Corona makes up a holiday to sell more beer. And you can't come so you can celebrate said made up holiday with a bunch of people who don't even drink beer. Wow.
Dug: They're watching The Three Amigos. I love Three Amigos.
Me: Oh well why didn't you say so. Sure for Three Amigos. I mean, had you said "Can't. Watching Three Amigos," I would've understood.
Dug: Glad I said it then.