Monday, February 8, 2010

Sex education

I was hoping to blog about my tour in Neff’s Canyon on Saturday, but the weekend ended up being consumed by my daughter’s science project and the Super Bowl, so I haven’t even looked at the photos yet. I’m hoping they’ll do something to rescue this blog from the doldrums of no good skiing it’s been languishing in. But for today, all I’ve got is a little sarcasm.

As a parent, sex education is a challenging topic. Sure, I’d love to teach my kids that abstinence is the way to go until age 30, but I don’t think they’d believe me. The importance of being realistic hits home when one considers teen pregnancy rates in communities that tend to teach abstinence only. Especially when they start defining abstinence in funny ways. Besides, there are documented cases where abstinence didn’t work.

abstinence

13 comments:

rabidrunner said...

Wow. So does floating with protection mean you wear a life jacket?

Ski Bike Junkie said...

I don't know. But I can't float and always find myself treading water anyway.

StupidBike said...

My trip to Manila is going to be awesome now!!!

Wait, is this public????

StupidBike said...

Honey, what did you do after visiting your vendor today?

Oh, i floated.

What, you went swimming?

Uh, yeah, sure, swimming......

Blackdog said...

I had been told of the "it's moral if it is" .. And I recently was told about something called "Bagpiping" but never Floating. Man I have to talk to my kids more.

Ski Bike Junkie said...

Bagpiping? Please, do share.

rabidrunner said...

Does it involve a kilt?

Grizzly Adam said...

O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet;

Grizzly Adam said...

And really, at that point, they are just doing it wrong.

KanyonKris said...

Urban Dictionary has some definitions for bagpiping - can you know too much?

Ski Bike Junkie said...

Kris: yes, you can know too much. The experience shall be hereafter tainted when I hear a Scottish pipe and drum band.

StupidBike said...

Pre Riding the Draper course a few years back, there was a guy bag piping in the tunnel.





He was alone, the music was nice.

Blackdog said...

Did he have a partner? If not call me impressed.