After reading today's announcements at church, however, I can't help but think the stake leadership got word I didn't think their activities were engaging and planned something just for me. This is word-for-word from the announcement sheet, except for the emphasis, which is mine:
Stake Valentines Dance - "An Evening in Paris" will be held on Saturday February 13th, 2010 from 7:30 - 11:00 pm. [Somewhere in Zion] Stake Center, semi formal attire. For adults 18 years old and older.
Live music and dancing
Hors d'oeuvres and Pasties
I wonder if, in addition to the pasties, they'll also have g-strings. I'll come prepared to make change in small bills just in case.